“To call you excrement would be an insult to the product of my bowels.”
“His pursuer was closing in. Audible footsteps sent frantic signals down his spine to his feet by way of his bowels. The call was to run, and if the feet didn't, the bowels would.”
“To call it helmet hair was an insult to my helmet.”
“Koga:"You got a problem with that muttface?"Inuyasha: Did you just call me a mutt?"Koga:"No, you're right. That would be an insult to canines.”
“Your station is in my heart, and on the necks of those who would insult you.”
“Why don't you ever call me my prince?" Galen says, feigning insult."Shut up, my prince. There, is that better?”