“We do this job because every once in a while someone is out there without hope, desperately praying for their life, and we get to be the answer.”

“Regulations say we have to go out. They say nothing about coming back.”

“With willing hearts and skillful hands, the difficult we do at once; the impossible takes a bit longer.”

“A girl with plenty to do is sure to draw the interest of a man who's worth knowing. Be sure to get a hobby girls.”

“Mary, Mary don't say no, down the basement we shall go. Slap your ass against the wall, here i come balls and all. Won't your daddy be disgusted, when he sees your cherry busted. Won't your mama be surprised, when she sees your belly rise! Sound Off....(ect.)”

“The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.”

“Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance”