“As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!”

“I don’t know why women want any of the things men have when one of the things that women have is men.”

“I invented my life by taking for granted that everything I did not like would have an opposite, which I would like.”

“I don't understand how a woman can leave the house without fixing herself up a little - if only out of politeness. And then, you never know, maybe that's the day she has a date with destiny. And it's best to be as pretty as possible for destiny.”

“Success is most often achieved by those who don't know that failure is inevitable.”

“Men always remember a woman who caused them concern and uneasiness.”

“Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.”