“He's just not that into you if he is a sociopath.”

“He's just not that into you, if he doesn't have a heart.”

“He's a gypsy killer. He has a special gypsy killing knife.”

“He was so busy socializing, making sure people approved and liked him, he didn't notice his precious ticks of time slipping away. He was so popular. But now...I was famous.”

“Love thy neighbor as thyself. Unless he calls you names. Then do not love him, run in the opposite direction and throw a gerbil at his door.”

“...just friends, over and over you said it again—-then you kissed me.”

“He brought out the worst in me, and was the best thing that ever happened to me.”