“Peanut butter is my frenemy.”

“No heartbreak has grieved me as much to discover, the calorie content of my peanut butter.”

“This is my carefree, this is my freedom–this is MY HAPPY.”

“My boy of steel. My man of honor. My perfect friend. My timeless soldier.”

“My insides turn outward in acknowledgement of your absence. My heart slips out of my chest and down into my gut.”

“You are my counterfeit mystery. My artificial company. My forged reality. My imaginary friend I can’t eradicate.”

“I wear my heart on my blog.”