“Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet.”
“Dropping my head I stare at the carpet, counting to four, waiting.It takes nine long seconds for her to find the courage to crawl around the couch, halting on all fours to stare at my feet, never once looking higher than my knees.”
“Never try to walk across a river just because it has an average depth of four feet.”
“Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths.”
“Searching for a perfect love is not easy to find,but having the love of our God is more perfect than what you have found".”
“Never have a companion that casts you in the shade.”