“I'll be your friend so long as you're not crap”
“Holy crap! Your story was so long I forgot the beginning! - Ichigo Kurosaki”
“Anything. I'll do anything you ask me to, so long as you're shirtless.”
“Having two-faced friends is like keeping a crap in your life.”
“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”
“It's crap that you're letting on bad year determine your fate for the rest of your life.”