“The healthiest competition occurs when average people win by putting above average effort.”
“By definition, it is not possible to everyone to be above the average.”
“I think; therefore, I am above average.”
“He had a penis one inch in diameter and seven and a half inches long. During the past year, he had averaged twenty-two orgasms per month. This was far above the national average. His income and the value of his life insurance policies at maturity were also far above average.”
“The book as a structure is the Trojan horse of art - it is not feared by average people. It is a familiar form in the world, and average people will take it from you and examine it whereas a painting, poem, sculpture, or print they will not.”
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”