“A married man is just a single man who couldn’t say no.”

“I’m the man who said goodbye to you earlier, then realized he couldn’t let you go. The same man who wants to make love to you all over again. Every single day of my life.”

“You are a lucky lady to be marrying a man who can fix things. Most husbands just break things.”

“Miss Prism: ... And you do not seem to reealize, dear Doctor, that by persistently remaining single, a man coverts himself into a permanent public temptation. ...Chausuble: But is a man not equally attractive when married?Miss Prism: No married man is ever attractive except to his wife.Chausuble: And often, I´ve been told, not even to her.”

“Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.”

“Who cares if a man wants to marry another man? All i want to know is who's going to ick up all the dirty socks?”