“I personally have my own idea of an efficient house. It would be totally concrete with a big drain in the middle, a large fiberglass tree for my kids to swing from and a hose hanging in the corner.”
“If God had meant for us to have fiberglass boats, he would have planted fiberglass trees.”
“Flavius's foot catches on a metal grate over a circular opening in the floor, and my stomach contracts when I think of why a room would need a drain. The stains of human misery that must have been hosed off these white tiles...”
“All I really want is enough to live on, a little house in the country... and a tree in the garden with seven of my enemies hanging in it. ”
“I keep a large map of the world hanging above my bed. Everybody wants to own land, but I want to own the oceans.”
“It's like having a ghost in my garage. I feel like I'm being haunted. With all the dead people I've got in my corner, you'd think one of them would be the one hanging around.”