“Tarzan-like men are my weakness, apparently.”
“You see, I could no longer be trusted around beautiful things and my weakness was apparent”
“A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah.”
“I like men with weaknesses, his father had said. I can buy them. Men without weaknesses I have to kill.”
“I'll be like your bodyguard or something. Me Tarzan. You Jane.”
“Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE!Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you're over here like this?Calvin:...I don't think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.”