“Vampire sea horse monkeys? Are you serious?”
“Vampires? You think vampires are real? Seriously?""The werewolf is asking me if I believe in vampires?”
“The mortality rate among sea horses is not to be believed. Because the difference between a dead sea horse and a living sea horse is imperceptible, selling dead sea horses would make a very good pet store scam.”
“I think that last batch of sea monkeys ate my cat!!!”
“I was like a packet of powdered Sea Monkeys and they were like water.”
“He's not going around telling everyone you're monkey-butt crazy, so at least you brutalized a seriously sweet guy.”