“Whew! You two are blowing hotter air than a tornado circlin’ a volcano in Hades.”
“If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.”
“Hurricanes, tornadoes and volcanoes are all Natural Disasters. We can't fit Global Warming into that category. We have only us to blame”
“I'm hotter than you!”
“It's hotter than a two-peckered alley cat up in here. Humidity must be close to a hundred.”
“It may be bliss not to know a tornado is coming because you have no need to worry or take action. But while your head is in the sand your bum is in the air, the tornado is still coming.”