“Ah! good Sir! no Whores before Dinner, I beseech you."[Love's Last Shift]”

“Nay, I beseech you, sir, be not out with me: yet,if you be out, sir, I can mend you.”

“There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last.”

“I ran over a dog last night on my way home, and then I wondered what my wife had made for dinner. The two events are disappointingly not connected. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

“What will you do now?'I think I will become a monk and devote my entire life to prayer and good works.'No,' said Rek. 'I mean, what will you do today?'Ah! Today I'll get drunk and go whoring,' said Bowman.”

“On the first day of class, the Visual Arts building reclined before me like an old brick whore, egging me to show her one, last, good time. I doubted I was up to the task, but regardless, I entered from the rear, just to give myself the slightest mental edge.”