“Nobody falls halfway”
“The bolt of Tash falls from above!''Does it ever get caught on a hook halfway?”
“If a book falls in the woods and nobody read it, was it ever written?”
“I don't do that kind of negativity. If you put your energy into thinking about how much the fall would hurt, you're already halfway down.”
“If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, doesn't it just lie there and rot?”
“If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it, and it hits a mime, does anyone care?”