“i stay fresh like i'm wrapped in plastic.”

“Never looking back, or too far in front of me. The present is a gift, and I just wanna to be.”

“When I was teaching children I began every day writing this on the blackboard: "Do to others what you would like them to do to you", telling them how much better the world would be if everybody lived by this rule.”

“Education is what you get from reading the small print; experience iswhat you get from not reading it.”

“I’m single, like a cheese slice individually wrapped in plastic.”

“Tex shrink-wrapped a dealer’s BMW. Wrapped the wholething in plastic wrap and then used a portable blow drier on itto tighten the plastic. Wordhas it, it was several layers deep.”

“He wanted to stick his finger in it and see what happened. Some story, some quest, started here, and he wanted to go on it. It felt fresh and clean and unsafe, nothing like the heavy warm lard of palace life. The protective plastic wrap had been peeled off”