“On a scale of one to bitchy, how hung-over are you?”
“Her bouts of bitchiness were really starting to grow on him, which just proved how in over his head he was.”
“My world was delicately balanced, but the scales never hung even. When something improved, something else had to crumble.”
“Dave hung up. And unplugged the phone. With a fierce and bitter pain he stared at it, watching how, over and over again, it didn't ring.”
“On a scale of one to ten, what was he?""How would, 'I want him to fuck me to death, and he just might', rate on that scale?”
“The medication, the hormones and the relentless frustrations of our lives make us bitchy and you're not allowed to be bitchy in public or people won't like you.”