“Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.”

“When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.”

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”

“Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.”

“Mine is a very matter-of-fact approach to the problem. If you can select a population and they're educated and they're properly brought up, then you don't have to use too much of the stick because they would already have been trained. It's like with dogs. You train it in a proper way from small. It will know that it's got to leave, go outside to pee and to defecate. No, we are not that kind of society. We had to train adult dogs who even today deliberately urinate in the lifts.”

“It’s a mad, mad world when your best friend is a dog and your second-best friend is an automatic rifle, but such was life in the Aze.”