“I still harbor lingering doubts about most people. I guess I always will.”

“I may never let go of my wrath, my anger, but I will always have the last laugh.”

“I think of how and where all the horrible people I've come across in my life ended up, and I smile.”

“I have come to accept myself for what I am: human. I am not perfect. I am not immune to fate, but I am not automatically doomed for being alive. I feel temptations every second of every day and I am not controlled by them. I do what I want anyway, so who is to say I want anything else? When I want, I let these peculiarities run across me like dogs to their masters. When I do not, I keep them at bay with my will and my testimony. I do not cut myself off from what makes me feel; I just refuse to feel anything that cuts me off from what matters most. It is called will power. With a little practice, you can accomplish great things.”

“You ever want to feel powerless? Watch the people you care about being hurt and know there is nothing you can do about it.”

“I want karma to drive stakes into the dark hearts that keep me bitter.”

“I bet you a handful of Chili's coupons that Jesus had a foot fetish.”