“We are a race of people trying to find answers, and to me, religion is kind of like last year’s textbooks: out of date with too many notes in the margins from the last fucking guy.”
“When the last guy you dated turned evil for reasons you can't explain it makes the prospect of even a casual coffee date seem far from appealing.”
“Good guys don't always finish last they just win a different race.”
“But the adjectives change,” said Jimmy. “Nothing’s worse than last year’s adjectives.”
“There are two kinds of women. The ones you go to bed with and the ones you wanna wake up with. Lots of the first, not many of the last. If a man's lucky, he'll find the last.”
“Last guy I was interested in turned out to be an incestuous necrophiliac," she said. "So no, not currently dating, and definitely not doing any more shopping in the 'sociopath' category”