“When Paris Hilton can top the bestsellers' lists, we are one more Connect Four move closer to Armageddon.”
“The planet is in distress and all of the attention is on Paris Hilton.”
“Eww," Jack said, and then giggled. "Yeah, and a Paris Hilton doll that had an optional brain."Aphrodite raised her brow at him. "Don't go all crazy. There are some things even Paris Hilton can't buy.”
“Pamper a tomato, overfeed it, overwater it and you will get a Paris Hilton of a tomato.”
“Wieners, punch, and spinning into barfing would later be referred to as the "Paris Hilton".”
“I'm so overexposed, I'm making Paris Hilton look like a recluse.”