“A goodlookin horse is like a goodlookin woman, he said. They're always more trouble than what they're worth. What a man needs is just one that will get the job done.”

“Men are always lost, they are confused and afraid, thus they are more trouble than they're worth.”

“What I think," Chatty says, "is that if a man loves a woman more than a woman loves a man, then they're even.”

“No matter what they're charging to get in, it's worth more to get out.”

“The trouble with organizing a thing is that pretty soon folks get to paying more attention to the organization than to what they're organized for.”

“I probably have more female friends than any man I've ever met. What I like about them is that almost always they're generally mentally tougher, and they're better listeners, and they're more capable of surviving things. And most of the women that I like have a haunted quality - they're sort of like women who live in a haunted house all by themselves.”