“Your kinda weirded out, ain't ya?”
“Puts a weight on ya. Goin' out lookin' for somepin you know you ain't gonna find.”
“Dress kinda tough-like ‘ya, I can handle toilets.’ Dress with authority over a toilet.”
“God already knows what ya want and He knows what's best for ya. Sometimes they ain't the same thing.”
“You keep seeing your picture on posters that you are missing but you're not. That'd be weird, right? Or say you look down at the sidewalk and earthworms are spelling your name. Or you open a peanut bag and the 'hello' is written in your writing on the inside of the shell. Would that weird ya?”
“Pull your britches up and come on. Don’t ever say nothing about country folk, those are my kinda people. I’ll have to get on ya like a sprayed roach; crazy, mad, and no place to go.”