“But after all, the villains are the salt in the soup of a story.”
“My mother's capacity for happiness was a small soup bone salting a large pot.”
“I might be the villain of this story.”
“Anyone who says things like "Happy Ever After" as though that end to a love story is a given, is cooking up a right stinking cauldron of shite and trying to serve it as soup.”
“Hard to accept the end of a story that won the villain against heroes.”
“In my story you're the villain. But in my heart, you're still the reigning King.”