“I've learned that things can always suck worse than they did five minutes ago.”
“I did it thirty-five minutes ago.”
“Sometimes what I did five minutes ago scared the fuck out of me five minutes later.”
“Five minutes ago it was five minutes late, and my watch is five minutes slow.”
“If I'd wanted you dead five minutes ago, you'd have died five minutes ago.”
“One thing I've learned in all these years is not to make love when you really don't feel it; there's probably nothing worse you can do to yourself than that.”