“Skipping school isn't a crime. It's an infraction. They're totally different.”
“So...what? Skipping detention is a crime?”
“Um, where are we headed now?""Heaven. Or maybe Hell. I forget.""They're totally different.""Yup, totally different. They're complete opposites. So we're bound to end up at one of them.”
“Where's the course called How to Lead a Life of Crime? That's what this is about, isn't it? You've got everyone thinking this is the best school in the country, but it's really just a Hogwarts for hustlers.”
“High school isn't a very important place. When you're going you think it's a big deal, but when it's over nobody really thinks it was great unless they're beered up.”
“One way isn't better than the other; they're just different.”