“I have a ninja sitting shotgun. Of course, I'm tense.”
“Your tense," Will observed, staring out the windshield. "I have a ninja sitting shotgun. Of course I'm tense.”
“Did you see my ninja move?That was fast, right?""You are not a ninja, Shane.""I've watched all the movies. I just haven't gotten the certificate from the correspondence course yet.”
“I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.”
“Yeah, I'm kind of proud of myself, too. I was a fucking sex ninja.”
“Well, I'm about as tall as a shotgun, and just as noisy.”