“I’ve barely woken up and I’m faced with this spawn of Satan sitting on my bed. ”
“You are truly Satan's sequined spawn.”
“My dogs have been the reason I have woken up every single day of my life with a smile on my face.”
“You're the very spawn of Satan and I'll not have you darken this door ever again.”
“I’ve never woken to another’s body in the same bed, not since I was a child. There is something about it that makes waking up alone seem unnatural. Man is not meant to be alone, yet men like us (or maybe men like me) appear to be lonelier than others.”
“As i crawled up the bed to sit beside him, my pterodactyl butterflies somersaulted in my stomach. Good God, he was gorgeous and i was in bed with him.”