“You're too good to me," she announces. "Not possible," I answer.”

“Possibly, she thought, the pool of answers was limited. There are fewer answers in the world than questions, and if you ask me now why that is so, I must tell you that there is no answer to that question.”

“So you like her and you're scared. Now what?""Nothing. It just sucks that I finally found the girl worth having and she's too good for me.”

“Excuse me, but you didn't answer me. What part of it is good for you?" she pressed."I found you," he said.”

“How can this be? How could we have been just sitting there, happily eating our lunch, and then Jess announces that she's gay? Like who does that anyway? And how is it possible that I never even saw this coming? I mean if you best friend has no clue that you're gay, then who does?”

“Now the tattoos," Zia announced."Brilliant!" I said."On your tongue," she added."Excuse me?”