“There's a reason that grueling long-term events are called 'Iron Man' events. In this case, you're going to build Iron Man.”

“I'm being ironic. Don't interrupt a man in the midst of being ironic, it's not polite. There!”

“The man who says that all events are necessitated has no ground for critizing the man who says that not all events are necessitated. For according to him this is itself a necessitated event.”

“How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.”

“Don't underestimate the power of events that happened a long time ago. That is the tragic flaw of modern man.”

“I loved IRON MAN: Robert Downey Jr. has been and probably will be my favourite actor for a long time…but IRON MAN, THE INCREDIBLE HULK, SUPERMAN RETURNS and all the others feel a little like Saturday morning cartoons next to the carbon black glory that is 'The Dark Knight.'Trust me, *this* is the future of this sort of thing.”