“Anyway, if you needed something really dangerous, get a gun. It's easy, it's cheap, and it's the American way.”

“He will know from and early age that failure is not disgrace. It's just a pitch that you missed, and you'd better get ready for the next one. The next one might be the shot heard round the world. My son and I are Americans, we prepare for glory by failing until we don't.”

“I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.”

“It's a book. It's mine. And it's done.”

“The views expressed by Me are in no way endorsed by CBS any of its allied companies or in fact Me.”

“Its like a sort of internet Ren Fair. Its like Dungeons & Dragons but for cool people who have got friends.”

“Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party.”