“Congratulations to the NBA champion Boston Celtics - they beat the Los Angeles Lakers by 39 points.Or as Hillary Clinton would say, "Too close to call.”

“All I could think to say was, "The Lakers are my home team!”

“CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it. ”

“I hope you know Cash is in the kitchen making a to-do list for me and Elliot. You let him play boss for ten minutes and he suddenly thinks he’s Hillary Clinton.’~ Leon Montgomery”

“There is no way that the new WikiLeaks leaks don't leave Hillary Clinton holding the smoking gun. The time for her departure may come next week or next month, but sooner or later, the weakened and humiliated secretary of state will have to pay.”

“Everything in Los Angeles is too large, too loud and usually banal in concept… The plastic asshole of the world.”