“I don’t think being a comedian gives you any fucking insight into what makes people laugh.”
“Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist. ”
“But if it makes you feel better, I don’t give a fuck what comes through that door. They’re not getting to you.”
“People used to laugh at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now.”
“Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.”
“Stories not only give us a much needed practice on figuring out what makes people tick, they give us insight into how we tick.”