“I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free! ”

“I have that hypocrisy of a parent in that I'm like,'Come on, you've got to toughen up at the same time let me take care of that for you.”

“I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer -- I'm a dragon irritater.”

“I'm gonna enjoy being old I think I'll be awesome at it.”

“People talk to old people like they're children.'Oh you're very old aren't you?' Yeah I'm old. I'm not stupid.”

“I'm always a bit shy around evil people...”

“Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'.”