“I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.”
“Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable. ”
“A football could be swapped out for a brick, to make family reunion football games more fun. But I’m calling it right now: I get to be quarterback. ”
“In the sweep of its appeal, its ability to touch every corner of humanity, football is the only game that needed to be invented.”
“You're never alone when you're a schizophrenic. — Of course I talk to myself, I often find that it's the only way to have an intelligent conversation”
“It's like waking up and finding there's a war on. Nothing's the way it used to be and it's difficult to get your balance. That's why I held Billy's hand.”