“I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist.”

“I know the fashion is that everything is fair game [for comedy material] but I don't believe that.”

“I think holidays create so much pressure because people feel they should be having a good time. But you shouldn't. ”

“I think commercialism helps Christmas and I think that the more capitalism we can inject into the Christmas holiday the more spiritual I feel about it ”

“I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable.”

“Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say.”

“I'm gonna enjoy being old I think I'll be awesome at it.”