“I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer -- I'm a dragon irritater.”

“Its like a sort of internet Ren Fair. Its like Dungeons & Dragons but for cool people who have got friends.”

“Much of television has been homogenized in the desire to avoid annoying or upsetting people.”

“I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free! ”

“People talk to old people like they're children.'Oh you're very old aren't you?' Yeah I'm old. I'm not stupid.”

“I'm always a bit shy around evil people...”

“I'm gonna enjoy being old I think I'll be awesome at it.”