“It's a book. It's mine. And it's done.”

“Anyway, if you needed something really dangerous, get a gun. It's easy, it's cheap, and it's the American way.”

“Its like a sort of internet Ren Fair. Its like Dungeons & Dragons but for cool people who have got friends.”

“I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.”

“Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party.”

“114 isn't as old as it used to be they say its the new 104.”

“Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket.”