“Its like a sort of internet Ren Fair. Its like Dungeons & Dragons but for cool people who have got friends.”

“I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.”

“I have that hypocrisy of a parent in that I'm like,'Come on, you've got to toughen up at the same time let me take care of that for you.”

“I do love America. And LA is a very short commute to America its like half an hour on the plane.”

“I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer -- I'm a dragon irritater.”

“Be careful who you choose as your hero or who you choose to deify, be it Clay Aiken or Barack Obama. You put all you're hope and all your dreams and all your ideas about stuff into one human being. They're a human being they're going to let you down. You can't make someone your hero because of something you read on the internet. The internet is not a source of information it is a source of disinformation.”

“It's a book. It's mine. And it's done.”