“Much of television has been homogenized in the desire to avoid annoying or upsetting people.”

“I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer -- I'm a dragon irritater.”

“I think holidays create so much pressure because people feel they should be having a good time. But you shouldn't. ”

“The Bible has been through at least half a dozen translations by the time you read it. Plus, when the word of God is infected by the hand of man, that is, written down, it is tainted.”

“I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.”

“Sometimes they would just pay me to stay home and not do anything else, which sounds fantastic but doesn't do much for your ego. Its probably a little like getting alimony-the money is nice but has a nasty aftertaste.”

“I think in our desire to create a better America,we have to have civilized debate in this country and not just yelling.”