“People talk to old people like they're children.'Oh you're very old aren't you?' Yeah I'm old. I'm not stupid.”

“I'm gonna enjoy being old I think I'll be awesome at it.”

“Old people really do have a secret though. You wanna know what it is? Luck.”

“Harry Potter, he sends a message on Owl Mail while us poor old muggles have to make do with instantaneous emails and texting. Oh, if only we could be like you Harry Potter, with your four day owl delivery!”

“I'm always a bit shy around evil people...”

“114 isn't as old as it used to be they say its the new 104.”

“There is no Thanksgiving back in the old country where I come from. You know why? Because being thankful is a sin.”