“Strange star-like object over Oslo right before Obama arrives. A gift of a golden medal given by a group of wise men... Nah.”

“The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious.”

“Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands. ”

“Be careful who you choose as your hero or who you choose to deify, be it Clay Aiken or Barack Obama. You put all you're hope and all your dreams and all your ideas about stuff into one human being. They're a human being they're going to let you down. You can't make someone your hero because of something you read on the internet. The internet is not a source of information it is a source of disinformation.”

“I do a public access show with puppets. Puppets called actors, TV and movie stars.”

“Every day I ran to that book like it was a bottle of whiskey and crawled inside because it was a world that I had at least some control over, and slowly, in time, it began to take shape.”

“I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.”