“That's why Credit card companies are evil. Are they sponsoring the show tonight? ... They are Evil.”

“I'm always a bit shy around evil people...”

“The world can be such a fright, but it belongs to us tonight.”

“There's a commercial break coming and I'm very excited about it and you know why? Because that's what keeps daddy in suits.”

“That's why I believe in a Constitution which separates church from state. I've seen what happens when they get in cahoots.”

“Allowances can always be made for your friends to disagree with you. Disagreement, vehement disagreement, is healthy. Debate is impossible without it. Evil does not question itself, only hope questions itself. Even the incorruptible are corruptible if they cannot accept the possibility of being mistaken. Infallibility is a sin in any man. All laws can be broken and are. Often. Like when a bumblebee flies or an ancient regime is toppled.”

“The views expressed by Me are in no way endorsed by CBS any of its allied companies or in fact Me.”