“Time is only linear for engineers and referees.”

“It 's the time of year when Canadians mate.”

“After all this time I found that the novel is in fact punk rock.”

“I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free! ”

“I think holidays create so much pressure because people feel they should be having a good time. But you shouldn't. ”

“I have that hypocrisy of a parent in that I'm like,'Come on, you've got to toughen up at the same time let me take care of that for you.”

“The Bible has been through at least half a dozen translations by the time you read it. Plus, when the word of God is infected by the hand of man, that is, written down, it is tainted.”