“Cock-a-doodle-doo, the cow says moo.”
“COCK-A-DOODLE DOO! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT FROMO THE OTHER END, YOU LITTLE FUGGER?" "Kafir, I can say it with confidence: Today is a day that no pigs will die. I'm not even allowed to eat the motherfuggers; I'm sure not going to kill one." "Amen," Colin answered.”
“I thought I heard a cow mooing in Seese's back yard. Later on, later down the road, as they say, I would learn that this was the sound of the Rinpoche chanting some ancient prayer. But, at that moment, it sounded to me very much like a mooing cow.”
“It is better to see the cockcrow than to be a cock that cock-a-doodle-do.”
“My job is to scream cockle-doodle-doo. Don't blame me if the sun doesn't rise.”
“The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.”