“A day unemployed is like a bagel- even when it's bad, it's still pretty good...”
“Green Day is like sex. When we good we're really good! When we're bad... we're still pretty damn good!”
“For me, coffee was kind of like pizza-even when you got a bad piece, it was still pretty good.”
“I like to set my dreams high. That way, even if I only make it half way there, it's still pretty darned good.”
“It's turning out to be a bad day, a day when the sun feels like teeth.”
“Give each other a compliment every day. Even when the undead attack, its nice to feel pretty. Or badass.”