“Against inebriation – and for drunkenness! Burn down the liquor stores, and replace them with playgrounds!”
“Should alcoholics go to liquor stores?”
“Pouring out liquor is like burning books.”
“[Alcohol] not only replaces positive actions which would address the root causes of our despondency – it prevents them, as more energy becomes focused on achieving and recovering from the drunken state.”
“That's what was wrong with drinking too much. You became immune to drunken delights. There was no solace in liquor. Before you got happy, you collapsed.”
“Oh, that most helpless and shameful of times in the life of my people, the time from dawn until the liquor stores open up!”