“I will never deny that life isn't fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong and independent, but when a man leaves a woman he is a pig and a jerk.”
“Always remember that when a man goes out of the room, he leaves everything in it behind... When a woman goes out she carries everything that happened in the room along with her.”
“When a man wants a mystery, it is generally better to leave him mystified. Nobody loves a clever woman.”
“You'll mend, you may never let another man near you again, but you'll be strong. Woman are. When a man breaks he stays broken.”
“Man who hates cats is insecure, but a man who likes them is one worth keeping. If he can appreciate a cat, he can appreciate a strong, independent woman.”
“When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.”