“We men are fascinated by the things we don't really understand. It gives us something to think and talk about: like females, they drive us nuts.”

“Beyond all sciences, philosophies, theologies, and histories, a child's relentless inquiry is truly all it takes to remind us that we don't know as much as we think we know.”

“Drunken men give some of the best pep talks.”

“Man is not, by nature, deserving of all that he wants. When we think that we are automatically entitled to something, that is when we start walking all over others to get it.”

“The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you.”

“Happiness is good, but well-overrated: what we hate most are the very motivators that put us in gear. A man drifts along with little to contribute until something agitates him enough to make a difference, whether for himself or for his communities.”

“Have nuts and be nuts.”