“Armando's not a pork chop, I say. She shrugs. At least a pork chop would feed you.”
“you're so ugly, your momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck so the dog would play with you”
“This is worse than Hollywood, he thought. A girl comes in with a pork chop and I write a song for her.”
“I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel?”
“I went to the juice isle, I learned something. Cranberries are taking over everything. What do you got, apples? Put some cranberrise in there, make it 50/50. Cran-apple. Grapes? Cran-grape. Mangos? Cran-mango. Pork chops? Cran-chop!”
“Some marriages are made in heaven,Mine was made in Hong Kong, by the same people who make those little rubber pork chops they sell in the pet department at Kmart.”